Because it was funny conversation

Me
You. You're spose to be swabbin' the deck on my new ship.

Bradley
haha its mine and brians your just a deck hand

Me
just the captain?

that's coo'

I can deal with that.

After all I have sailed the seven seas and two large lakes.

Bradley

brian says the captain pays for what repairs the boats needs so you pay for the repairs and you can hve the captains role.

Me
The captain is the one who deals with important things like spinning the wheel and being awesome.

Both of which I can handle quite well.

Brian's seen my resume, he knows.

Bradley

hey we watch deadliest cacht and those aren"t the rules

Me
yeah? And this is what happens to people on those shows -

http://www.techbanyan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/whale1_604x500.jpg

know why? Cause I told that whale too do that. Cause they wouldn't let me be captain.

Bradley

and thats why we don't wan't you to steer

Me

Only thing I was steering was that Whale.

Right into that boat.

Bradley
or was it the other way around

Me
I guess you'll be finding out pretty soon.

Bradley
ok